You Can Build a Monster ("Grew it myself")



I tried to buy a monster, but they told me I was mad,

                                                I'd never have guessed.
That outside of late night movies there ain't monsters to be had.

                                                We don't have room!
So I'll show them all, destroy them with a creature of my own,

                                                Yeah, that'll show them.
For you can build a monster from the things you find at home.



 ILM and Sony, Disney, Pixar, Mirimax, 

Dreamworks, Hammer, Universal, don't know all the facts.

They make big scary movies, but they wouldn't want it known,

That you can make a monster from the things you find at home.



Now, a monster is an animal that's grown to giant size

					Really.
Godzilla's just a lizard, 

					With atomic breath!
 I don't know how Mothra flies.

					Neither do I.  Square cubled law, anyone?
So I'll start with a small creature 

stripped of collars, fleas and bows,

					Here, kitty kitty kitty
And my Fluffy soon will pounce apon the cities of my foes.

					What, are you going to spray them with
					catnip?
				(Good Idea)


 ILM and Sony, Disney, Pixar, Mirimax, 

Dreamworks, Hammer, Universal, don't know all the facts.

They make big scary movies, but they  wouldn't  want it known,

That you can make a monster from the things you find at home..



Now then, I'll need a chemical, to make my monster grow.

				Water.  It's a sea monkey, right?
I thought of fertilizer, but I think it's just too slow,

				And it stinks!
So I answered all the spam I got for just a couple hours

				You have got to be kidding.
And with all the growth techniques they sent, I'll see my creature towers.

				


 ILM and Sony, Disney, Pixar, Mirimax, 

Dreamworks, Hammer, Universal, don't know all the facts.

They make big scary movies, but they  wouldn't  want it known,

That you can make a monster from the things you find at home..



Well, I grew my giant monster, but he's not quite what I planned

					What a surprise.
He rarely eats up buildings, he likes lying in the sand.

					Told you to try the catnip.
He's the laziest of creatures, prefers orchards for a meal,

					Never mind what he does to the local playgrounds.
But I'm satisfied 'cause Mirimax just offered me a deal



 ILM and Sony, Disney, Pixar, Mirimax, 

Dreamworks, Hammer, Universal, don't show all the facts.

They charge fifteen bucks a ticket, but they never want it known,

That their brand new movie monster was a thing I made at home!