Ivan's Song, revisited By Joshua Kronengold, with help from Lisa Padol Sequel to the epynomous song by Harold Feld TTTO "It's Not Our Fault" (Bob Esty) My cousin retired. I was free of crazy Naismith, And I started looking for a girl to marry me. But all of them were taken, so I made a date with Donna, And I got a big surprise when I saw she was a he. And now I'm babbling about plots and usurpations. * How this needs to get to Gregor or it all will go wrong. And I know I am right, and I know I'll make that phone call, But first I'm going to sing my song. It's not my fault, I have no responsibility I mean it,--Ivan: this time I won't go! I can't make me do it, No I'm not gonna listen To this latest crazy scheme. UH-UH, the answer is -- BLOOP-BLEEP-BLOOP Spoken: Lord Ivan, did you dial this number by mistake? --No? * Harold has changed his working version of the song to use "plots and usurpations" on every line, so I followed him here. When using as a subscript to the original version of the song, use "And now I'm babbling about chaos in the council".