Gossip Together By Joshua Kronengold To the tune of "Many Hearts, One Voice", by Steve Macdonald Once again we come to blather Trading gossip, both old, and new Sharing tales that laugh, even sharing tales that fry. All through the con, we snoop and pry. Many lives we see about us. Many fans, many ways to have fun. Inspire our tales about them, Through our countless nights of chat He's getting bald, she's getting fat. So talk, though there's no heart in it, Watch, the things you'd rather do, Snipe, say "it's a sin" and you are Glad, their fun's not had by you. Your lives inspire their their stories, If you won't take their advice. Many words, none nice......